you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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