do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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