Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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