I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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