Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.