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• (213): View more from California

  I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  you're cheating on project runway?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You tried to poop in the sink last night.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.

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  I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.

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