shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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