I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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