on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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