Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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