she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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