I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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