Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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