And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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