Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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