I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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