i already hear my dad disowning me
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
ttyl tear gas
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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