That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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