It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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