i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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