we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.