these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now