Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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