This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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