I hate your face
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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