Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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