Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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