I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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