i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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