another moral hangover. fuck.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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