Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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