Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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