The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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