It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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