Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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