That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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