therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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