Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Say something about gay babies.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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