hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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