So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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