Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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