He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
