I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
