Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
