Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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