I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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