Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?