He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo