We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You made out with two different species that night
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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