We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
