I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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