I wish life had little blips of pornography
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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