if you like me you must not know who I am
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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