Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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