so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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